The papers are packed with articles excitedly covering the supposed chaos caused by US Vice President, JD Vance, and his family holidaying in the Cotswolds.

As someone who actually lives in Chipping Norton, I can confirm that reports of secret servicemen stalking every pub car park and road closures snarling up huge chunks of countryside are somewhat overstated.

The Cotswolds is a gorgeous part of the country and when the sun comes out, parts of it get uncomfortably busy – especially around the key town hotspots – Chipping Norton, Moreton, Stow, Bourton and Burford.

Happily, there are plenty of still (relatively) undiscovered spots to enjoy amazing food, lovely views and great shopping without the CIA tracking your every move...

For lunch

The Chadlington village shop

Watch the crowds turn into Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat farm shop car park and keep driving a few hundred yards further into Chadlington village to get the Cotswolds real farm shop experience. There’s a fabulous butcher, interesting and well-stocked cheese counter, a mouth-watering display of fresh, locally grown veggies and a treasure trove of artisan goodies – all the essentials for the world’s greatest picnic.

Nash’s

In the heart of Chipping Norton is this fairly ordinary bakery with a secret. If you go on a Saturday and get there before about noon, ask for a home roast pork, stuffing and apple sauce sandwich in a white bap. Eat it on a bench in the churchyard for the ultimate hangover cure.

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The Straw Kitchen

This spot at Whichford is convivially chaotic with satisfyingly eccentric opening hours (always, always check). Their rustic, organic menu is as colourful as it is tasty. There are good vegan and kid-friendly options and the setting is lovely. The loos – formerly an old tyre suspended over a big hole – have been mercifully upgraded. If you’ve space in the boot (and are feeling flush) the Whichford Pottery across the garden is the last word in garden terracotta pots.

Shopping

Jaffe and Neale

This spot in Chipping Norton is well worth half an hour of browsing time. It’s a thoughtfully curated independent bookshop with handpicked gifts and greeting cards you won’t find anywhere else.

Burford Garden Centre

Now, this is in no way an undiscovered gem and, like Daylesford, isn’t for bargain hunters either. It is worth going, however, if you feel like a treat. The fashion is expensive and overly twee – and if you’re only after a trowel, I’d be tempted to go elsewhere – but its soft furnishing, stationery and home fragrance collections give Liberty a run for its money. There’s also a huge bookshop and a lovely children’s wear and toyshop. It’s a sprawling site with a little play area outside if your offspring / dog need to blow off steam while you shop. Plus, the loos are nice and the café is decent.

Heal’s Outlet

Not strictly in the Cotswolds but if you do need the M40 for your route home, the new Heal’s Outlet store in Bicester is worth a detour for bargain designer cutlery, linen, lamps and, if you’re lucky, the perfect sofa. Bicester Avenue is not the same as designer shopping outlet Bicester Village so check you’re going to the right one. Here, you can always get a parking space and there are no crowds. Joy. Also, bonus points for the Lakeland next door…

Things to do

Sezincote House

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This part of the world is packed with big house and garden days out (Blenheim Palace at Woodstock ticks all the boxes, but is always heaving) but this lesser-known gem, opposite the entrance to Batsford Arboretum just outside Moreton, is a real surprise. Inspired by the Brighton Pavilion, it’s built in an Indian style and has lovely gardens and the obligatory café. Check the website before you go as there are often weddings on, which will affect your visit – and if you want to go inside the house, you have to book ahead.

Far Peak

If you’re feeling sporty, you can find the Cotswolds’ first indoor padel tennis courts. Just outside Northleach – where BBC sitcom This Country was filmed - it also has a well-equipped climbing centre, a calm, family-friendly campsite in lovely countryside and a café, bar and pizza counter.

For drinks

The Chequers in Chipping Norton

This is a super-cosy spot where locals and tourists mix happily, spilling out onto the pavement on summer evenings. There is food, but it’s of the fishfinger sandwich variety so if you want a proper dinner you’d be better to head elsewhere.

The Slaughters Inn at Lower Slaughter

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For a nice, easy circular walk with a pub in the middle, park the car at the top of the hill in Upper Slaughter, opposite the Lord of the Manor Hotel, and follow the river down and across the fields to the pretty village of Lower Slaughter, with its still-working water wheel. Amble around the streets for a nosey into well-kept gardens and, when you’ve seen enough, enjoy a shandy and packet of crisps by the twinkly stream of the River Eye before heading back up the brilliantly named Becky Hill to your car.

For dinner

The Pit Kitchen

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Pit Kitchen

You don’t need to book a year in advance for a table at The Bull in Charlbury to eat well in the Cotswolds. But you don’t need to be reduced to the kebab van inexplicably parked permanently in the centre of Chipping Norton either. Cotswolds-style street food comes courtesy of the Pit Kitchen, the perfect quick dinner before heading home. Just outside Moreton in Marsh with sweeping views across the valley, they serve hearty Middle Eastern inspired street food, with beer on tap. Kids can rampage in the woods while you watch the sunset. Loads of parking, and you don’t need to book.


Don't

Drive through Stow on the Wold

The main route from Chipping Norton and Moreton in Marsh through to Bourton on the Water on the way to Cheltenham is a nightmare bottleneck. Tell your Sat Nav to take you the back way. You’ll travel further but get there sooner. Small warning: the pot holes are as spectacular as the views, so go steadily.


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Liz Setlle
MD Good Housekeeping/Good Housekeeping Institute

Liz Settle joined Hearst UK in September 2023 and is responsible for the overall direction of Good Housekeeping and the Good Housekeeping Institute.  Liz is a seasoned media business leader, award-winning marketer and writer. She has worked across some of the biggest brands in UK media, having held senior marketing positions at The Telegraph and The Times.